Whale Or Mermaid?

In a large city in France, a poster featuring a young, thin, and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said, "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"

 A middle-aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the question posed by the gym:

To Whom It May Concern...

Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea lions, curious humans). They have an active mating life, get pregnant, and have adorable baby whales. They have a wonderful time with dolphins stuffing themselves with shrimp.  They play and swim in the seas, seeing wonderful places like Patagonia, the Bering Sea and the coral reefs of Polynesia.  Whales are wonderful singers and have even recorded CDs.  They are incredible creatures and virtually have no predators other than humans.  They are loved, protected, and admired by almost everyone in the world.

Mermaids, on the other hand, do not exist.  If they did exist, they would be lining up outside the offices of Argentinean psychoanalysts due to identity crisis.  Fish or human?  They don't have a mating life because they kill men who get close to them, not to mention how could they? Just look at them... where is IT?  Therefore, they don't have kids either.  Not to mention, who wants to get close to a girl who smells like a fish store?

The choice is perfectly clear to me:  I want to be a whale.

P.S. We are in an age when media puts into our heads the idea that only skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer to enjoy an ice cream with my kids, a good dinner with a man who makes me happy, and a piece of chocolate with my friends.  With time, we gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.

So, we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy. 
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, "Good grief, look how smart I am!"

I read this and loved it. Firstly because unfortunately we do live in a society where weight is a big peer pressure and to see someone putting a positive, humorous twist to it was quite refreshing. More so I enjoyed it because it clearly illustrated the power of perspective. Of attitude. It literally makes all the difference.

Going out to eat with my fam later, can’t wait to embrace my inner whale ;)